You: Y U NO TELL ME WHAT AIR IS !?
Stranger: m 20
Stranger: and you?
You: 46
You: female
Stranger: ooooohhhhhhhh
You: You like older women ?
Stranger: you might be married
You: No one wants me
Stranger: yeah no problem dear
You: my hunband suffocated when we were having sex.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh so sad
Stranger: its mean you are not satisfied
You: I am very horny. It is terrible. I whip my hair back and forth but no one wants me. Forever alone.
Stranger: dont get so emotional dear
[ 15 Minutes later of emotional Story telling ]
You: If i was in your bed. with my wrinkly large, 46 year old naked body. What would you do ?
Stranger: what will you do if am with you kissing your lips lovingly and being naked
You: lolol. you sick perverted fuck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bahahahahahahahah !